About Gloria

Gloria Squitiro remains a New York Italian girl at heart. She can’t—and won’t—stop VOICING what most of us know but are unwilling to say.

She has an INFJ personality (introverted, intuitive, feeling, judging). Advocates and dreamers who take concrete steps to realize goals and make a lasting, positive impact. Helping others is their purpose, but not through charity work. Their passion is to get to the heart of issues, so people need not be rescued at all.


A graduate of Belmont University with a bachelors in psychology, Gloria has been published in Harper’s Magazine. May Cause Drowsiness and Blurred Vision is her debut memoir, the first in the C’mon Funk series. It is available in print and e-book formats on Amazon.

A bundle of ideas.” The Wall Street Journal

In this hilarious and candid memoir, a mayor’s wife shares the adventures and lessons of her unconventional life and family—from spending a summer abroad to being banned from her husband’s office at city hall!—International Feature BookBub

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