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Me, on the front page of See Beyond Magazine!

More love, this time, from See Beyond Magazine, March/April 2023 Edition. And I even made the front page! Imagine that?! My article begins on page 46. You can download the digital version at no cost. https://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/2438563?__r=6719117… Thank you @See Beyond Magazine & Talks for allowing this author a space in your kick-ass magazine! Thank you Grayce McCormick for helping my writing be discovered!

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Little houses for the just-dumped woman.

Little houses for the just-dumped woman. That’s the business I was about to start when Funk decided to ruin our lives by running for mayor. I had even built a prototype on land we owned in Missouri, and it came out achingly adorable. My premise for that enterprise was, because it seemed like so many 50-year-old women I knew were being discarded for a younger version of themselves, I wanted to build the newly-dumped a home they could afford, would be maintenance free, and was gorgeous enough that it would take some of the sting away. To that end, each […]

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“Social Impact Authors: How & Why Author Gloria Squitiro Is Helping To Change Our World.”

“Social Impact Authors: How & Why Author Gloria Squitiro Is Helping To Change Our World.” Wow! I couldn’t have asked for a better title for a magazine article. The 1st media for the 2nd book in the C’mon Funk Series: C’mon Funk, Move Your: How a Demure Little Wife Made Her Husband a Big-City Mayor, Publication Date: 24 May 2023. Thank you Authority Magazine, Medium, and Grayce McCormick of Lightfinder PR for the BIG-LOVE ! Authority Magazine @MEDIUM @LIGHTFINDERPR https://medium.com/authority-magazine/social-impact-authors-how-why-author-gloria-squitiro-is-helping-to-change-our-world-d41181929abb

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I’ve Got My Bitch, Let’s Go!

Funk’s life insurance policy expires in less than two years and it’s made me evaluate being married for 43+ long-ass years. The GOOD: After 20 years of being afraid to step on a plane, I started flying again in 2016. Still, I’m an uneasy flyer. Last spring, Funk escorted me to Hawaii, stayed 3 weeks, and 2 months later, returned to accompany my chicken-shit-self back home. The CRINGE: Boarding the flight back to the mainland. Me: “Funk, we should put our masks on.” Funk: “No, the ban was just lifted.” Me: “But it’s a 16-hour flight in a confined space […]

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To Kill My Mother?

Today is three years since my mother died. I had just arrived New Orleans five days prior to be with my son for a month, when I got the call about my mom. She had a stroke and was put on life support. Basically, her worst-case death scenario was playing out: Having a stroke and being put on a respirator totally out of control. It was gruesome. For her, and for those of us who had to watch her suffering. Years before, my mother had given my brother the responsibility of doing what was needed should she be unable to […]

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Busting Chops

I’m a sentimental fool. Sentimental and contradictory. I love ceremony and tradition, yet I’m compelled to add my own shine to anything I do. In the family I grew up in, Thanksgiving included all the standard American traditions, but the holiday was meh, just something for my Italian mother to get through on the way to the “real” holiday of Christmas. Yet in the family that I raised, I loved Thanksgiving the most. My spin on the holiday was to invite all the strays who had no place else to go, sitting 25 guests around my extra-long folding table. In […]

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Boomers and Freewheeling Tits

Civil rights. Woman’s rights. Assassinations. War. Protests. Music. Peace. Love. Real talk. Tree-hugging. Spirituality. Alternative medicine. You-are-what-you-eat. Baby Boomers. A collective who created a most drastic change, in one short decade. We mobilized, raised our voices, got shot for doing so, became outcastes for envisioning a better world. Beautiful leaders, like Martin Luther King, Jr., Robert Kennedy, and Malcolm X were gunned down for standing up for what was right. A tired, working woman was arrested for sitting down on a bus. Elementary school children were terrorized for wanting an education. Four students at Kent State were killed on campus […]

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World, Can You Please Stop Crashing and Burning?

When is the world going to stop crashing and burning? Last month, I received a call from my publicist who had just received horrible news regarding his health. It seems all last summer he’d been dealing with what he was told was a minor health condition, and the ailment had just turned into something major. I could sense his devastation, so I didn’t ask questions as I’d normally do, just did my best to console and offer a positive viewpoint. I doubt I helped. So, just letting you know what this means for the 2nd book in C’mon Funk Series. […]

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More Dead People

More Dead People. Funk and I went to see the “Grateful Dead” last weekend. We chose a show in Connecticut because the venue was close to the gravesite of my grandparents on the Squitiro side. A few weeks before the trip, I was really excited at the thought that I’d be standing within six feet of the grandfather that I’d never met. Believe it or not, I was more excited about visiting his grave than I was about seeing a Dead show. A few days before we left, something told me I had to greet my grandmother first. Such are […]

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