My twice-yearly trek to The Bronx to visit my maternal grandparent’s gravesite and my mother’s favorite aunt, relations I’ve never met in the flesh. The cemetery is 400 acres of […]

Funk-the-Janitor, Part 1 I grew up in a really weird house. I came into this world knowing things. I don’t know how I knew, only that I did. This didn’t […]

IDK what this actually means, but I’m a whore for any celebration on my behalf, so I’ll take it!

Broken heart don’t feel so bad. Ain’t got half a what you thought you had —The Grateful Dead said that. I went to Hawaii last year to tend a broken […]

Finally, finally! After years of writing and editing, Book 2 in the “C’mon Funk Series” released today! The following is an excerpt from the Acknowledgements: WTF is with this pandemic?! […]

I bought a little cabin in the woods on a credit card once. We were living in Kansas City, and I wanted my kids to experience nature. For weekends on […]

More amazing things! The Publisher and Editor-in-Chief of See Beyond Magazine & Talks have invited me to be a REGULAR contributing writer in their wonderful publication. I am so grateful. […]

    “Trust your gut.” I’ve gotten this advice from so many people that it’s difficult to point to a single person who has helped me get as far as […]

Universe? Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? Recently, Funk and I replaced an incredibly ugly coffee table with a more stylish piece from Anthropologie. Ever since we […]

More love for Book Two of Gloria’s trilogy: C’mon Funk, Move Your: How a Demure Little Wife Made Her Husband a Big-City Mayor! (Releases May 24, 2023.) Live Radio Link, […]