“I have phone sex every Tuesday, remember?
“I have phone sex every Tuesday, remember?” That’s what I reply in exasperation to Funk and my children whenever they text just as I’m about to get on a call […]
Phone Sex That Isn’t Ewww
“I have phone sex every Tuesday.” That’s what I reply in exasperation to Funk and the kids whenever they text me just before I’m about to get on a call […]
My first time out on my brother San’s boat
My first time out on my brother San’s boat. I’m scared and EXCITED!!! He better not scare me.
I am in constant prayer
I am in constant prayer. But not in any organized way. I was baptized Catholic—and while my intuition tells me Jesus probably existed, and that he probably did many selfless […]
Look who’s flying!
Look who’s flying! Yes, this girl. After twenty years of letting fear shrink my world. It’s still not a picnic, but I’m doing it. And so can you. If you […]
Running for Mayor and Disposable Underwear
“Funk. This really sucks.” When I was pregnant with my firstborn, that’s what I used to grumble to my husband about having to get up every hour in the middle […]
I can’t breathe!
I can’t breathe! It’s just too much good news. The kind of news I’ve been hoping for, still, it’s incredible to take in. Thank YOU for helping me get to […]
#1 in Adult Humor in Australia
#1 in Adult Humor in Australia #1 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humour in Canada I love Australia and Canada SO much!
The New and Better Me is STILL anxious on a plane
The New and Better Me is STILL anxious on a plane I’m currently #3 in one category on Amazon. Just two more to #1 Amazon Bestseller! Fingers crossed. Here’s the […]